![]() Also, the assertion that each home would contain at least one good child would be reasonable enough if there were in fact an even 3.5 children per household. Due to the predominance of Catholics within Christian households, the total number of households containing Christian children would have to be adjusted downward to reflect the overloading of Catholics beyond a standard deviation from the median. If you don't believe me, ask my four brothers and two sisters, they'll back me up. Also, the largest single Christian denomination is Roman Catholic, who, as we all know, breed like rabbits. The number of children per household, when figured as an average for households with children, would therefore have to be adjusted upward. Secondly, the figure of 3.5 children per household is based on the gross demographic average, which includes households with no children at all. The Eastern churches (currently called Orthodox Churches) do not recognize the Gregorian correction for liturgical events, and their Christmas is as a result several days after the Western Churches'. ![]() This occurred prior to the Gregorian correction to the Julian calendar. First of all, the first major schism in the Church split the Eastern Churches, centered in Byzantium, from the Western, which remained centered in Rome. Number of households: This figure overlooks two key facts. As is conclusively proven in " Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (a no punches pulled look at life in Santa's village), this ability has bred true in subsequent generations of reindeer, obviously the magic acorns imprinted their power on a dominant gene sequence within the reindeer DNA strand. Flying reindeer: As is widely known (due to the excellent historical documentary " Santa Claus is Coming to Town," the flying reindeer are not a previously unknown species of reindeer, but were in fact given the power of flight due to eating magic acorns. Several key points are overlooked by this callous, amateurish "study." 1. In contrast to the cynical mathematical "contradiction" to Santa, there is indeed proof of his existance.
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